u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
