Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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