This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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