Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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