Only a mothe r could love this liver
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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