I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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