Nicole vs. Life
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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