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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision

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(347): View more from New York

today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud

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it's sad that this is a milestone

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.

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(812): View more from Indiana

theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.

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(330): View more from Ohio

He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.

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(415): View more from California

The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.

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(518): View more from New York

Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.

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