Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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I need you to use more vowels.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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