and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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