no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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