honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Randomize
