Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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