She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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