:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
vagina is talking i cant
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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