so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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