just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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