But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
