All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
You can't just leave with hair like that
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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