I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'm getting married
To pizza
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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