my vag is so smooth its legendary
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
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