i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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