you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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