I wish i was in the wii world.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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