sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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