Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
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I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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