Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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