Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
dude i'm inner monologue high
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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