I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he fucked my hip out of place.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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