Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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