It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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