whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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