Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
