I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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