I understand Curling. That high.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I have post one night stand depression
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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