i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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