lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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