that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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