Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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