Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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