We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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