I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
