yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Michael Bay diarrhea
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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