I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
My vagina is officially offended.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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