What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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