I'm lost and stupid without you.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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