Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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