He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Randomize
