This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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