i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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