About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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