i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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