currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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